dave-striders-dick-hole asked: excuse you. you little shit stain on america, i am challenging you and you damn well best accept it, or so help me god man ill fight you in the house.
Go for it you little fuck nugget.
dave-striders-dick-hole asked: good boy. and yeah sure he would, now i get to kick your ass this time, c'mon lets see where all this training got you lil man, wow no im never calling you that again like omfg weird chills
After that little outburst of shit from your prepubescent vocal chords…you can kiss the fighting goodbye. I have work to do anyway you little shit stain.
dave-striders-dick-hole asked: oh ok thanks and pfff i made you man dont come at me like that, you know what, you. me. roof. now. but first my aj
*fine*…You’re just lucky I can’t bring Cal with me at the moment. He would school you like a fourth grade math teacher.
dave-striders-dick-hole asked: hey bro can you go to the store and get me some fucking aj, dude there is like nothing to drink here, my mouth is as dry as the serra desert, shits fucking crazy, like really my tongue is link sand paper sanding the roof of my fucking mouth, so can you please stop fucking around your stupid robots and shit and just go and get me some juice
Listen. My job as a guardian is to offer you with some kind off support. And in doing so I have some advice. Why don’t you save your tears for someone who gives a shit. While you are enjoying the fact that you ALMOST saved the world once, I am TRYING to save the world now…. It isn’t like my job is easy Dave! I’m not your lackey, I’m your bro!…We have a half gallon container in the back of the fridge. Get it yourself.
look at the notes! why the fuck are we still single ??